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10 benefits of being a management trainee

 

Management trainee is a kind of animal who is usually raised in the sanctuary of academic field and then suddenly pushed into the corporate jungle.  A trainee usually sees this opportunity as …well nothing but as an opportunity  to get a job after the completion of his study. Wait! Did I hear learning, exposure, experience and PPO? buwaahhh!!!

Here are the benefits…..

1.    You will get a system with internet facility so you can tweet, chat , share  and like which is great if it comes under your digital marketing platform and process  development project .(fancy name ,isn’t it?)

 

2.    You will know that copy-paste work prevails even beyond your academics.

 

3.    You can brag to people that you are working very hard(ly) and that too on Facebook!

 

4.    You will get to learn marketing methodology and will get a better understanding of market than your neighborhood paanwaallah.

 

5.    You will understand the real importance of that complex algebraic sum solved during your board exam preparation.

 

6.    You got admission into your present college through sports quota ?Okay, you will surely benefit from that as such people are highly needed to fetch a glass of water and piles of files up and downstairs.

 

7.    You can ,judiciously, use your  idle time by idling more  in making a database for your organization(that’s the best job any organization can provide to an intern)

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8.    You can lament over the fact that you did not study properly in the last semester. You immediately take corrective steps and like the page on facebook named ‘let this semester go, I will study seriously from next!’

 

9.    You get free chai(tea).

 

10.You get repeated boosts of creativity and  now think like an entrepreneur and start dreaming about what would be your new start up business (meanwhile you forget the fact that you still can’t pronounce and write entrepreneur!).

 

Like every other creative,self-obsessed creature who spends a considerable portion of their lifetime on the internet…I also blog regularly and tweet as @manbelowaverage ;)…

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