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Organic Cotton Socks will not smell for 10 days of regular use

Hi,

I received any email last evening  which had the subject “Organic Cotton Socks will not smell for 10 days of regular use”

I was about to delete it and carry on with my work but the words “socks” and “10 days of regular use” got me intrigued, so I read on. 

The email started out with a polite greeting and then “In short” which was a long email elaborating his sales pitch. There were quite a few abbreviation and such that could make the email sound unprofessional.

I would feel a bit insulted if someone sent me an email and assumed that I wear socks for 10 days!

Kaiz

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Dear Mr. Patel

Greetings,

In short Organic Cotton Socks will not smell for 10 days of regular use, and elasticity will last long, and a pair is 50/- rs. Hope you are one the regular wear of socks and u know the problems with that, (Like Foul Smell, elasticity goes off.). So plz do let me know if there is any requirement of socks with you or your friends or your staff, so that I can deliver at your door step.

Socks are everyday accessories for men and boys in particular. We have colors of socks to match with your trousers and shoes. Buying organic cotton socks will be a great step in your effort to play your part in clearing pollution.

ADVANTAGES

COMFORT : Organic fibers are natural. Hence, it makes them extremely comfortable. Since they are not at all synthetic, they are perfect for your skin as well. Socks are constantly in touch with the skin. To sustain in socks for the full day of your work it is very important that they must be safe and easy on your skin.

CHEMICAL-FREE : When we speak about organic clothing, we mean to say that the fabric is made with processes that do not involve the use of harsh toxins, chemicals and pollutants.

SELF-ABSORBENT AND SOFT : Organic cotton is an absorbent fabric. Due to this, even if there is excessive perspiration in the feet, you will not feel itchy and uncomfortable.

GENTLE ON ENVIRONMENT : Organic clothing involves measures that save the environment from all kinds of pollution and damage. There is no impact on the surroundings even in the bleaching and dying processes.

The least we could do is invest in eco-friendly products. Buying organic cotton socks not only assures comfort but also helps you to do a little bit for the environment. In fact, it is time for all of us to join hands and say no to synthetic and artificial fibers for the betterment of our life quality.

Looking forward to meet you and take it forward.

Regards,

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  1. Hi Kaiz,
    Totally agree with you about the ridiculous approach to win a customer over. I think Alok is right too about this bullshit claim. Everybody has different BO and sweat levels.

    However, I can tell you that Organic socks are more comfortable and they breath easier. We sell them at Eco Corner. But we don’t make bullshit claims like these guys…. 🙂

  2. Exceptionally well presented. You seem to have put lots of efforts for writing this piece. 

    Happy Birthday. Wishing you an awesome day ahead. 

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