Prerequisites:
A smart-phone with internet connection
A smart-mind with emotional section!
- Go to TrulyMadly. Put *your* real picture and not Salman Khan’s. As long as you don’t act like a creepy dude, it will help you ‘unsingle’.
Welcome to the world of online dating!
2. You know you are not an Ambani, save money for later. Use FreeCharge and send cute messages to bae through the day, every day.
You see, she is already your bae.
3. No, you are not her perfect gift. Repeat after me : Real women don’t dig cheesiness. Let Haptik decide the best gift for her, it will do a better job than you.
Just don’t tell her that you are using this girl’s ideas!
4. When someone told you not to swear on your first date, he was right. That’s why, don’t pick her up on your Wagon R. Ola has you covered here.Ola and NOT Ola Share.
She doesn’t need to see this avatar of yours. 😉
5. Wine is better than beer, ambience counts and fries is not real food. Zomato will ensure that you don’t have a bad meal.
Just don’t burp in front of her.
She is already half way there!
6. Dumbness doesn’t get you paid, dumbness doesn’t get you laid. For a smart girl, nothing is sexier than knowledge. Read news and flaunt it. NewsBytes will get you there, one byte at a time!
I am sapiosexual. Intelligence turns me on.
Disclaimer: I am an entrepreneur (founder of NewsBytes App). Start-ups is all I discuss; in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. Occasions don’t matter. 😉
